6/24/2013

AN UNLUCKY TRAVELLER

The traveller stood sadly at the front of the farmhouse, hat in hand
'I hate to tell you this, ma'am', he said, but i just ran over your cat on the road. I'm terribly sorry. Of course, I'll replace him.
'Well, don't just stand there!' the woman snapped. 'There's a mouse in the kitchen.!'

6/20/2013

My bride-to-be

A young fellow brought home his bride-to-be to be appraised by his father. The older man was flabbergasted, chagrined, and embarrassed. He took the boy aside into the next room and whispered in his ear,
'I never saw such a homely girl. She's got hair on her chin; her eyes are watching each other; and her teeth are crooked.'
'Dad, you don't have to whisper,' the son replied.
'You can talk louder. She's deaf too.'

6/17/2013

A GOOD BOY

A door-to-door salesman asked a small boy:
'Is your mother at home?'
'Yes, she is.'
But after knocking for quite a while and getting no answer, he ask the boy again:
'I thought you said your mother was at home.'
'She is, but we don't live here.'


6/12/2013

The farmer and a rep

A rep came to a river crossing that looked treacherous so he asked a farmer if it was safe to take his car through.
'Should be,' said the farmer. 'Reckon you'll get through all right.'
The rep started his car and drove into the water. After a short distance he found himself in so deep that the water was running into his windows. Extracting himself from his car, he went back to the farmer and angrily demanded to know why he had said the crossing was safe when the water was so deep.
'Can't understand it at all,' said the farmer. 'The water only came halfway up our ducks.'




6/11/2013

Check these commercial advertisements.. so funny

Top 14 funniest commercial advertisements


MY WIFE

Customer:     'I've come back to buy that car you showed me yesterday.'

Salesman:     'Great!' I thought you might. What was the main factor that made you decide to buy?'

Customer:     'My wife.'
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